natalie portman

natalie portman was on the simpsons aand almost married bart cuz she was pregnant, but it wasn't bart's kid, but they did make out...

wow, i never get to make out with natalie portman...

advice on philosophy

keep your spirit high, your mind wide, and your eyes open :)

unprofound

it's when you try to be profound that you destroy the wisdom you might have had, so please, erase your ego and quest to be profound and perhaps, in time, you will find something worth saying...

erp.