Showing posts with label sadly amused. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sadly amused. Show all posts

20121130

destiny


if you do not make friends with the unknowns, you are destined to live in fear and delusions...

20120410

not so good joke

what do a vagina and a penis have in common?










both can control a man's brain...

20120313

what is a button for?

if a button is not meant to be pushed, it is a trap...

beware of people who set traps...

20110513

long time

there was a time when i had the time to spend all my time giving myself the time to make the most of my time for the creative stuff that i love so much like playing with the words that rhyme like this and that is a time i remember from time to time as a time i dearly miss but i don’t have time to remember that time much… kind of like being constipated from lack of bowel relaxation time, if you can get your mind wrapped around that, if you have the time…

20101118

blew a good one

three days forward, three days back, birthing memories that i lost track of the love that i still lack, sad, happy, not on the beaten track, like ghosts, the two who loved me most, almost, maybe, were born within six days and a year apart, like art, and all that's left, bereft, is the broken heart...

i may have been a genius but, i was not very smart...

20090927

delay of game

so watching football, it took ten minutes of deliberations by the referees (and a couple of commercials) for the men in stripes to decide that they would call a delay of game penalty on the player who took one second to throw the ball into the stands after a great interception and run-back (and the home fans love it and cheered the player, naturally)... meanwhile, the ref was given another ball immediately after the play and he was holding the ball during the whole discussion...

so who actually delayed the game?

20090730

as if i don't remember

sometimes...

it's just that i don't want to remember because remembering is futile...

like what's the point of remembering the birthday of someone you have no way to say happy birthday too...

or something like that...

20090327

tv

when i realize that that i often spend more time flipping through channels looking for something i want to watch on tv than actually watching anything on tv, i remember why i do not watch much tv...

at least not alone :)

20090127

wouldn't want to water it down

cuz who likes a wet blog? (no less, diluted)

20081225

some crutches are a choice

there are people on crutches because they physically have damaged muscles or nerves in their body... there are people on crutches because they empower fear and shirk responsibility for just about everything in their lives... the first group earns my respect if they overcome self-pity and find joy in striving to be all they can be... the second group earn my respect when they throw away their crutches... tiny tim bless us, everyone...